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erisolkat · 17 days

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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sweetd3lights · 18 days

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#nature #landscape #purple #flowers

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holygraund · 3 days

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the making of a song - getaway car

#tswiftedit #my gifs #candy swift #tscreatorsnet

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 19 hours

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April: Look, I think something is bothering Casey. Could you talk to him?

Raph: Guys don't talk to guys about guy problems. We just punch each other on the shoulders.

April: That's stupid!

Raph: Yeah, to a girl. But to a guy, that's like 6 months of therapy.

[Later]

Raph: Hey, is something bothering you?

Casey: Yeah, actually, I-

Raph: *punches him on the shoulder*

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: ice age #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #april o'neil #casey jones

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lightningbuster · 3 days

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Dog toy plushies have fundamentally different souls than that of regular plushies. Unlike regular plushies, which are content with just existing (and just go to regular heaven when they get destroyed and don’t mind being resurrected), dog toys seek Valhalla. This is why you don’t need to feel bad when your dog/cat/especially strong bird rips it to shreds, because this was the warriors death they were seeking all their life

#delta.txt

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livrere-green · 28 days

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Katara: Kinda gay to make a wanted poster... Why do you want that man? So you can hold him?

Sokka: Hold him accountable!

Katara: Accountable for what? Stealing your heart?